Category: Joke Board
three women were thrown in prison, one with red hair, one with brown hair, and one with blond. The women had been given the death sentence and so they were to be sent to the electric chair.
The officer strapped the red head into the chair, buckeling the belts tight around her.
"any last words?" the officer asked her with a grin.
"Yes" the red head replied, "I graduated from Harvard and I believe that the power of justice shall prevail and will set me free." the officers laughed at her and flipped the switch to fry the girl, but nothing happened. The officers then unstrapped the lady and said "obviously you're innocent mam, we're terribly sorry, you're free." And the red head walked away.
Next it was the brown haired woman who was strapped in and she was asked to give her final words before being fried.
"I graduated from Yail and I believe in the power of God. God knows that I am innocent, and his justice will proove that." the police men laughed at the mad woman, and flipped the switch but again, nothing happened. The men quickly freed the woman and let her go free with a silent prayer from the lot of them.
Finally it was the blond's turn and she was strapped in. "Any last words?" the head officer asked tiredly.
"Yes" the blond said proudly. "I graduated from Georgia Tech as an engineer and I know one thing, if yall don't plug in this here electric chair, ain't nothing gonna happen."
hahaha!
hahahahahaha! That was great!